Planning Our Foodie Podcast

January 30, 2015

Beth: do you guys have Menards in Ohio?

Kristen: Yes

Beth: so I’ve been telling people to go to Menards and find the 2 lb bag of Albanian gummy bears because they are the freshest, softest, tastiest candy I’ve ever had but I just realized the bag says Albanese. not Albanian. not the country.

Kristen: oh man

Beth: but whatever, the product recommendation still stands

Kristen: wait. isn’t menards a hardware store? like a big box home depot type place?

Beth: yes it is. sweet christ they sell individual flavors. the mix doesn’t have the white strawberry

Kristen: those little berry blue ones look delicious

Beth: 5lbs is $9.99. I’m going to die of diabetes in April

Kristen: Haha. ooh i bet the pineapple ones are good, too. DAMNIT i want them all. where is my fucking pizza.

Beth: those are in the mix, those are good.

Kristen: i ordered one of those specialty pizzas that have like 17 different kinds of meat on them. they are typically called “meat lovers” or something
this particular one? it’s called “the butcher shop” so i had to ask someone over the phone to please bring me a medium “The Butcher Shop”

Beth: I eat cheese pizza. you and I would be terrible wives.

Kristen: you eat PLAIN CHEESE PIZZA!!!

Beth: there are worse kinds of pizza

Kristen: okay, kevin mcallister

Beth: hold on, I’ll show you

Liquid Vegan Pizza

Beth: boom. liquid vegan pizza. I win. we all lose really, but I win the conversation

Kristen: that’s kinda gross. although right now i am so hungry that i would probably eat it.

Beth: that’s their slogan. “If you’re dying on a mountain, you’d probably eat it”

Kristen: hahaha

Me: so I’m questioning everything about my life right now

Me: it is of course, iPhone/Android related.

Me: so my pizza place has the WORST phone system

Me: it’s a cheap IP system

Me: it mutes one side if it picks up too much background noise, it beeps, you can’t hear when they read stuff back

Me: it takes like 8 attempts to get the address right

Me: I used to think it was me

Me: but then everybody I know commented on it

Me: all Android users, because those are my real friends, obvs

Me: my Android is dead

Me: tonight I called from my iPhone for the first time ever

Me: crystal clear

Me: did they get new phones?

Me: did they finally listen to my complaint?

Me: OR IS IT THE IPHONE?

Me: HOW WILL I KNOW UNTIL I NEED MORE PIZZA?

Me: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?

(while driving)

Ada:   Can we open the roof window?

Me:  No, honey, it’s too cold out to open the sunroof.

Ada:  We could put snowpants on.

Me:  We’re not going to put snowpants on so that we can open the sunroof in the car, no.

Ada:  You said a bad word.  I’m going to tell Daddy.

Me:  A bad word?  You mean “No”?

Ada:  YOU SAID IT AGAIN.