me: so would you like to indulge a neurotic pregnant lady for a second?

    Marc: of course, boo

    me: I have spent at least 2 hours today worried about one thing
    what if my kid is one of those assholes who thinks cilantro tastes like soap?

    Marc: hahahahhaha

    me: and what can I do, right now, to keep that from happening?
    I mean, do I eat a lot of cilantro right now?

    Marc: good question

    me: do I eat none?

    Marc: would eating it help? or hurt?

    me: right?

    Marc: I would eat a lot of food that cilantro would complement, but no cilantro
    then it would have the urge for it
    “THIS IS WHAT MY FOOD HAS BEEN MISSING ALL ALONG!”