me: so would you like to indulge a neurotic pregnant lady for a second?
Marc: of course, boo
me: I have spent at least 2 hours today worried about one thing
what if my kid is one of those assholes who thinks cilantro tastes like soap?
me: and what can I do, right now, to keep that from happening?
I mean, do I eat a lot of cilantro right now?
Marc: good question
me: do I eat none?
Marc: would eating it help? or hurt?
Marc: I would eat a lot of food that cilantro would complement, but no cilantro
then it would have the urge for it
“THIS IS WHAT MY FOOD HAS BEEN MISSING ALL ALONG!”