Me: So these are the kind of guys who get a boner when “Sweet Home Alabama” comes on the jukebox, right?
Me: Okay, but they definitely know all the words to “Hold On Loosely”.
GL: Mmmmm. No.
Me: They’ve been to a The THE BAND Band show.
GL: ~shakes head~
Me: They share a hairstylist with the Allman Brothers, for sure.
Me: $5 says every one of them has a son named Van Zant.
Me: They are laughing at you because you think Marshall Tucker is a guy.
Me: All I’m saying is that they train Kid Rock’s groupies for him and spent a lot of time voting for Bo Bice. That’s all I’m saying.
Me: You’re jealous of their Steve Miller Band posters.
GL: Stop it.
GL: You know who they kind of sound like?