Introducing a New Giant Chicken to Your Home

December 28, 2012

1. Just chill for awhile, you know? Maybe smirk your beak because you’re plotting something?

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2. Feed your giant chicken some cheesey goldfish. He’s probably hungry.

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3. Run away screaming. He’s chasing you, fool.

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4. Let your chicken relax for awhile.

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5. Unless he’s in your chair. Are you kidding me, chicken?

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6. Establish 4-wheeling chicken safety rules. Chicken butt in the seat, chicken. No standing while you ride, chicken. No using the quad to reach the front door knob. Wing to god, Mama, that was totally the chicken who did that.

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7. Refuel with a snack in your chicken-free chair.

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8. Name your chicken. Nah, that can wait until tomorrow.

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8 responses to Introducing a New Giant Chicken to Your Home

  1. Jim December 28, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    This totally just made my night.

  2. Kristen December 28, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    Awesome, chicken.

  3. Jonathan December 29, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Nice chicken!

  4. Cathy December 29, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Love the chickee!

  5. mary jo December 29, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    I would love a chicken like that! There was time when I thought we were drowning in stuffed animals. Now I miss them. Love the mini-grandpa chair!

  6. lydia December 29, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    You are going to name that chicken Beyonce, right?

    • Beth December 29, 2012 at 8:09 pm

      Ha! Beyonce is a good name, but he is named already. Doolittle. Much like Loretta Lynn, Ada calls him “Doo” with a bit of twang.