About

Hi there, I’m Beth.  I’m 30, I live in Illinois with my newborn daughter Ada, and I spend my days selling furnaces and air conditioners.

Obviously, everyone’s first question is whether I realize it’s “iambic pentameter” and not “Lambic pentameter”. Yes, yes, I do. Lambic is my favorite kind of beer. I’ve been known to write in iambic pentameter. It’s one of those “if I have to explain it, it loses everything” things. And now I’ve explained it.