I’m Beth Wagner. I live in Illinois with my daughter, Ada, and I am a digital marketeer for plumbing, hvac, and electric services. This used to be the only place I blogged, now it’s just the only blog I have that isn’t about your sewer problems. SO FAR. NO PROMISES.
Thank you, yes, I do realize it’s “iambic pentameter” and not “Lambic pentameter”. Lambic is my favorite kind of beer. I’ve been known to write in iambic pentameter. It’s one of those “if I have to explain it, it loses everything” things. And now I’ve explained it.