Opening Acts

    Me:  So these are the kind of guys who get a boner when “Sweet Home Alabama” comes on the jukebox, right? GL:  Nah. Me:  Okay, but they definitely know all the words to “Hold On Loosely”. GL:  Mmmmm.  No. Me:  They’ve been to a The THE BAND Band show. GL:  ~shakes...

    The Cilantro Dilemma

    me: so would you like to indulge a neurotic pregnant lady for a second? Marc: of course, boo me: I have spent at least 2 hours today worried about one thing what if my kid is one of those assholes who thinks cilantro tastes like soap? Marc: hahahahhaha me: and what...

    Penumbras of Pass Protection

    Me:  can we name our first son Bruiser? Marc:  You sure about Bruiser?  People are going to assume he’s violent.  It’s like naming our daughter Fantasy and expecting her not to become a stripper Me:  I think it’ll be totes cute when he’s a...